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1:05:12
Thank you.
1:05:22
Excuse me. Hello?
1:05:27
-What's up?
-Hi.

1:05:30
Okay.
1:05:32
Of these two...
1:05:34
...which would be good for me and...
1:05:37
...you know, if l was watching alone
with a girl?

1:05:40
Yeah. There you go.
1:05:43
When Harry Met Sally.
1:05:46
Could you maintain a rod
and watch Billy Crystal at the same time?

1:05:51
Don't feel bad. No one can.
1:05:53
The Piano.
1:05:55
I don't know. Full-frontal on Harvey Keitel.
1:05:58
-Not good?
-No, that dude's a 90% wiener.

1:06:01
-Really?
-Even on the small screen, that'll hurt you.

1:06:04
Here's your winner:
1:06:06
Simon Birch.
1:06:08
About a little goofy kid with problems.
Can't go wrong, you'll look like a stud.

1:06:12
And this is sexy?
1:06:16
Good for the girl?
1:06:18
Yeah, works for me.
1:06:28
Thank you.
1:06:34
Honey, I'm home.
1:06:36
It's so much better saying that
to an actual person.

1:06:39
Do you think people said it before TV?
1:06:42
-Hello, Paul.
-Hello, Professor Alcott.

1:06:48
This has been the best day of my life.
Edward asked me to stay over.

1:06:51
It's going to be so amazing.
Isn't that great?

1:06:56
He must really respect you.
1:06:59
Did he know you were in the hospital?

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