1:27:18
A botched hairplug operation
caused Chris to lose his "good looks."
1:27:21
He hoped women would see
his other good qualities....
1:27:24
Except he has none.
1:27:26
Adam was recruited
by a large corporation
1:27:28
and setup to take a fall
for their shady practices...
1:27:32
He now has an active social life... in jail.
1:27:38
Noah used himself as a guinea pig while
trying to create a stronger party drug.
1:27:43
He's currently relearning to tie his shoes.
1:27:49
Professor Alcott is serving 5 years
1:27:52
for having an affair
with a seventeen year-old.
1:27:56
Dora used the animal hospital
as her residence and got financial aide.
1:28:01
She didn't have to sell her eggs.
1:28:05
Paul has first dibs on them.