:21:00
th-there's an omelette named
after me, for god's sake!
:21:02
- what's in it?
- you leave that alone!just go!
:21:04
- really? really.
- i'll follow you. yes!
:21:08
hmm. well, i'll--
:21:10
um, russ, i'iijust be outside then?
:21:12
- oh, god!
- right?
:21:16
- let's go.
- on top ofeverthing else,
:21:18
they've impounded his baseball bat
as evidence.
:21:21
he bought it at an auction.
pete rose hit with it or some shit.
:21:23
he shouldn't have used it then.
christ, even a plumber knows...
:21:26
to take his ring off
before he snakes the drain.
:21:28
- you screwed up, he got pinched.
- i did not screw up!
:21:31
i can't control the sexual appetite
of my employee.
:21:33
i mean, either way,
you're gonna have to pay for it.
:21:39
why don't you just do this?
take--just get it over with.
:21:42
why don't you just set up an
appointment at his convenience...
:21:45
to come break my legs
or kick me in the nuts or whatever?
:21:48
you know what? i ver much doubt
it'll be the latter.
:21:50
that's practically
how he treats his friends.
:21:53
you know, russ, i've been
thinking aboutyoursituation,
:21:55
andit occurs to me
thatsometimes in iife...
:21:57
the greatest opportunities
are sitting right underyour nose.
:22:01
only thing under my nose is this mat
with presidents up to carter.
:22:05
- am i missing something?
- the lotter.
:22:07
oh, that is so stupid!
:22:10
you think my playing the lotter
is going to solve all my problems?
:22:13
not playing the lotter,
winning the lotter.
:22:17
you got that lotto ball machine
down at the station, right?
:22:20
a little razzle-dazzle,
you're set for life.
:22:23
gig, i just came off
a botched phony robber.
:22:27
let me bask in that a while before
i start thinking about tampering...
:22:30
with the fucking state lotter!
:22:32
i'm not talking out of my ass here.
:22:34
- i do have experience with this.
- really.
:22:36
yeah. about ten years ago,
:22:38
before i washed up
on these golden shores,
:22:41
- i rigged a bingo game at church.
- church, huh?
:22:45
weighed down a few ping-pong balls,
bob's your uncle!
:22:48
i walked away
with a fucking lawn mower.
:22:50
- oh, a lawn mower. wow.
- this is not warandpeace,
:22:53
merely the concept of gravity.
:22:55
no, no, the concept of gravity...
:22:58
is when you fall down
and you breakyour head open.