:26:03
why can't i distract bobby somehow,
the security guy?
:26:07
and then you switch the balls.
:26:09
- no, uh, lame. that's lame. what?
- no, that's briiiiant.
:26:12
- yeah?
- it's so simpie, it's briiiiant.
:26:15
in its simplicity, russ.
simplicity. that's--
:26:18
- and movin' on.
- okay, movin' on.
:26:20
movin' on, i guess.
:26:22
- next most important thing, right?
- uh-huh.
:26:27
we need to fi nd your beard?
:26:29
what the hell's a "beard"?
:26:31
you need someone to buy the ticket
and claim the winnings.
:26:35
but it has to be someone
that you absolutely trust.
:26:39
- one beard. check.
- time out, folks!
:26:43
there's not a person
i would trust to do this thing.
:26:45
not a single person.
:26:47
ah! oh, god!
oh, god. okay. all right.
:26:51
i buy the ticket in disguise.
:26:54
okay? and this eliminates
all the outsiders.
:26:57
that's the answer. that's it. okay?
:26:59
yeah, yeah.
now we're cooking with gas, huh?
:27:02
i mean,
how would you disguise yourself?
:27:04
what, as chariie chapiin?
as the tramp orsomething?
:27:06
laughing yeah, orno, iike,
from the wizard of oz.
:27:09
- the straw guy.
- the straw man.
:27:12
yeah, he could put hay
in his clothes and wear a hat.
:27:14
- with a pom-pom on it?
- no one will know it's him.
:27:17
- ooh, it's clever.
- nobody would everknow!
:27:19
- no! russ.
- it's scarecrow from wizard ofoz.
:27:22
- oh, okay.
- it's dorothy, the cowardly lion,
:27:25
it's the tin man, it's the dog,
it's the flying monkeys...
:27:28
and it's the scarecrow.
:27:30
ifyou're gonna make fun of me,
get your facts straight.
:27:32
weii, my apoiogies, sir. iam not
the cartoon aficionada thatyou are.
:27:36
- it's not a cartoon, crstal.
- so what?
:27:38
- it's a movie.
- who gives a shit?
:27:40
- children-- excuse me.
- arguing
:27:42
- it's a movie! for god's sake.
- calm down. calm down.
:27:44
- calm-- calm down.
- sorr.
:27:46
- please?
- all right. back to square one.
:27:50
chuckles
let's go.
:27:56
hey, i know.
my cousin walter could do it.