:31:00
yeah. some people think it's a sin,
:31:02
but god gave us the ability to
masturbate to protect us from sin.
:31:05
oh. oh, okay.
yeah. i could-- i could see that.
:31:09
- sure. why not?
- i like sex.
:31:12
- there's a lot ofsex in the bible.
- mm-hmm.
:31:15
- i'm sure there's a bibie here.
- yeah.
:31:17
- yeah, sure.
- s-so, we--
:31:19
- we're a team, right?
- yeah, yeah, a team!
:31:22
- yeah?
- team. chuckling
:31:24
- chuckling
- ooh.
:31:26
yeah? yeah?
:31:31
- oh, i've got one. let mepick.
- no, no, no, no, no!
:31:33
- please, let me fi nish. okay, 1 6.
- i wanna pick one.
:31:35
sixteen, okay? that's how old i was
when i fi rst got laid.
:31:38
- really?
- yeah. okay.
:31:41
twenty-five. okay, twenty-five.
my mother's birthday.
:31:43
-januar 25, 1 91 2. all right.
- no, no. this--
:31:46
no, the 25th
was my anniversar,
:31:48
and i got divorced,
and i got screwed in that.
:31:50
i didn't get a good settlement.
seventy.
:31:52
i had a '70 camaro and got in that
accident and got a huge settlement.
:31:56
- oh, yeah. famous whiplash. okay.
- remember? that's right.
:31:59
um, i got some randomly
selected numbers, okay?
:32:02
waiter
these are, iike, compieteiy random.
:32:04
- okay?
- flick it. make sure air gets--
:32:07
twenty-two, seventy.
:32:12
puncture. then you inject
a little paint into the ball.
:32:17
- you know, weigh 'em down.
- sixteen.
:32:21
then weput a iittie giue
overthe hoie.
:32:24
- nine.
- russisn 't this fun?
:32:27
- twenty-seven.
- russit's iikesummercamp.
:32:30
it's iike arts andcrafts.
:32:32
- seven.
- russ the six we don't inject.
:32:35
- those are gonna rise to the top.
- it's my birthday.
:32:38
get it? okay.
those are the winning numbers.
:32:41
russ
this is the concept ofgravity.
:32:44
sweet, simple concept of gravity.
:32:46
- here we go. go.
- ready?
:32:48
yeah! whoo!
gasps oh, my god!
:32:51
- that's brilliant. brilliant!
- all right. go.
:32:53
andshe wasn 't gonna
sit aroundand wait
:32:55
thisguy was wise
to aii ofthe iies
:32:57
andhe flies out the door