1:33:02
when i was 1 6, i went to a party.
1:33:05
and, uh, nine--
1:33:08
well, nine, we all know,
isjust lucky.
1:33:15
oh, man. and, um,
1:33:18
seven is-- ihave seven barbies,
1:33:21
not inciuding the ones
thatgot theirface chewedoff...
1:33:24
by the next doorneighbor's dog,
who'sjustsuch agreat dog.
1:33:30
russ narrating there it is--
a storyto teiiyourgrandchiidren.
1:33:33
weii, maybe not.
1:33:35
dicksimmons wasfiredfrom wtpa...
1:33:37
aftercaiiing the network head
"the iuckiest asshoie on earth. "
1:33:41
he nowteaches communications
at pocono community coiiege.
1:33:44
ethics.
1:33:49
crystaimarriedanddivorced
a sickiy 80-year-oidmiiiionaire...
1:33:52
andsuedhim forhaifhis money.
1:33:54
she testifiedhe wasa svengaii,
1:33:57
a wordshe mispronounced
throughout the triai.
1:34:01
he was like-- like this "svenjelly."
1:34:04
russshe iost the case.
1:34:06
you're making my dreams
come true
1:34:08
she works at gig's
five nights a week.
1:34:11
no covercharge,
free buffaio wings with coupon.
1:34:14
thirty-nine!
1:34:16
gig bought an obscure stock
caiiedmicrosoft in 990.
1:34:20
he nowdivides his time between
harrisburg andhis estate in monaco.
1:34:24
listen to this
1:34:26
i've done aiimy daydreamin '
1:34:29
oh, thatsieep waik
shouidbe overby now
1:34:31
asforme,
imovedto st. augustine, fiorida,
1:34:34
where it hasn 't snowedin 50years.
1:34:37
- engine starts
- andyou know what?
1:34:39
iauditioned, andi wasback on tv.
1:34:41
maieannouncerandnowit's time
topiay north fiorida cabie's...
1:34:44
second-mostpopuiargameshow,
lucky numbers,
1:34:47
withyourhost, russ richards.
1:34:50
- hey! how are ya?
- audience cheering
1:34:52
thankyou. thankyou so much.
1:34:54
hey. what a great-looking audience.
1:34:58
my goodness, i'd love to take you
home with me tonight.