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without her father's permission.
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Jack?
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Did you flush
this toilet?

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Maybe. You know what?
Maybe Jinx flushed it.

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I saw little Jinxy
come in last night,

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and he took a little squat
and relieved himself.

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Jinx knows not to use
that toilet, and even if he did,
he'd never flush it.

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- What does it matter?
- The matter, Greg, R.N.,

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is that when this toilet
is flushed, it runs,

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and when you have a septic tank
that's nearly full and a toilet
that's been running all night,

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then you could have
a hell of a problem.

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Mr. Byrnes?
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[Man]
This is not part
of my job description.

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Nice stench.
You're really on
a roll there, bud.

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Bite me, Denny!
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In 20 hours, I'm having
a wedding here, so I need
my cesspool pumped now!

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- Not tomorrow. Now!
- Dad, what's going on?

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Oh, my God!
What's that smell?

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That smell, Bob,
is our shit.

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Focker flushed the toilet
in the den, so the septic tank
is overflowing.

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Jack, I told you.
It wasn't me.
It was Jinx.

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Focker, I'm not gonna
tell you again!

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Jinx cannot flush the toilet.
He's a cat, for chris sakes!

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The animal doesn't
even have thumbs, Focker.

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- Hey, look at this!
- Kevo!

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Over by the tree, right?
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No. No, no, no.
Not on the lawn!

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Stay where you are.
Not on the lawn!

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- [Pam] Kevin, no!
- No, no, no, no!

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- [Screaming]
- Oh!

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- No, no, no!
- Ahh!

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What the heck?
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I got my mojo workin'
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Just won't work on you
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I got my mojo workin'
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Just won't work on you
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Oh--
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I know that's what
I said I wanted,
'cause that's what I wanted.

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It is a black
Samsonite suitcase.

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What I'm saying is, do you
think it's possible that
the Samsonite people,

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in some crazy little scheme
to actually turn a profit,
made more than one?


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