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1:08:00
He taught Jinx
to walk down the aisle
with this little pillow.

1:08:03
Oh, no.
No, you didn't, Dad.

1:08:05
Yeah, yeah. You put this
around the neck, and these
ribbons are for the rings.

1:08:09
[Bob]
That's adorable, Jack.
Oh, for Chris sakes!

1:08:12
That's great, Dad.
Yeah, but now we have
to postpone the rehearsal.

1:08:15
Bob, you ride with me.
Larry, you come with your car.

1:08:18
We're gonna canvass
the neighborhood.
Dee, ask O'Boyle to wait.

1:08:20
If we're not back in an hour,
we'll reschedule the rehearsal
for the morning.

1:08:23
Jack!
No! We cannot cancel the
rehearsal for some stupid cat!

1:08:27
Stupid cat? How could you
say that? That cat's
been like a brother to you!

1:08:31
We're supposed to let him
wander the streets without
food, water or toilet?

1:08:36
- D-Dad, Greg'll find him.
- What?

1:08:39
- Yeah, what?
- [Dina]
Oh, that's wonderful.

1:08:44
Fine. Fine. Okay.
Denny?

1:08:47
- Denny? Denny? Denny!
- Dad, I'm right here.

1:08:50
Yoo-hoo.
Okay. You're gonna fill in
as the ring bearer for now.

1:08:52
- No. I'm not wearin' that
stupid pillow thing on my head.
- Oh, yes, you damn well will!

1:08:59
Jinx! Jinx!
Here, Jinx.

1:09:04
You just go and wander
the streets without food,
water or toilet? Fucker!

1:09:09
[Cat Meowing,
Dogs Barking]

1:09:11
Actually, you may be in luck.
They brought in a Himalayan
a little while ago.

1:09:16
[Gasps]
There he is.

1:09:19
Holyshit,
that's Jinx.

1:09:21
Jinxy!
Uh, no, let me see
that photo again.

1:09:24
You gotta
picture him without
that stupid Santa cap.

1:09:26
Come on, Jinxy.
Jinxy!
Uh, no.

1:09:30
You see, in the picture,
your cat has an all-black tail.

1:09:34
Yeah.
And this one
has a white tip.

1:09:37
No, I'm sorry
about that, chief.

1:09:41
Looks just like him.
Almost.

1:09:45
Except for that tail.
1:09:55
[Chain Saw Buzzing]
1:09:58
Dearly beloved--
[Tree Crashing,
Workers Shouting]


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