:22:02
So you're saying...
:22:04
...I have to wear the bathing suit?
:22:06
Yeah, you have
to wear the bathing suit.
:22:10
Okay.
:22:14
You go, girl.
:22:18
Where am I gonna put my gun?
:22:21
No place I want to know about.
:22:25
What could possibly motivate anybody
to enter a beauty pageant?
:22:29
Scholarship money,
a chance to see the world...
:22:31
...broaden your horizons--
:22:33
So join the Marines. It's like
feminism never even happened.
:22:37
Any woman that does this is catering
to misogynistic Neanderthal mentality.
:22:41
I dated Young Miss Scarsdale.
:22:44
Can you really be this superficial?
:22:46
Hard to believe, right?
:22:48
Here we are.
:22:49
Therefore, we'd like to use
one of our team undercover.
:22:52
Am I hearing this correctly?
:22:54
Kathy, these people want
to put one of their agents...
:22:59
...in the pageant.
:23:00
They want her to win?
:23:02
No, ma'am.
:23:04
We will need your help
with the judging...
:23:07
...so our agent is in the top five...
:23:09
...to have access to
all the areas at all times.
:23:12
-Absolutely not.
-Miss Morningside...
:23:15
...we understand how important
this beauty pageant--
:23:17
Excuse me.
:23:19
This is not a beauty pageant.
:23:21
This is a scholarship program.
:23:23
And it has been ever since my reign.
:23:26
I fully intend on maintaining
that credo.
:23:30
Absolutely, Miss Morningside.
:23:31
We're here to protect the girls.
Women.
:23:34
Scholarship ladies.
:23:37
There's nothing more important to me
than the safety of my girls.
:23:41
I'd rather cancel the pageant
than have them blown up.
:23:44
Especially without their knowledge.
:23:47
We went to the network to cancel,
but they refused.
:23:50
We can't force them.
:23:53
I'm confused.
:23:54
What state is she going to be from?
:23:56
All the winners have been chosen.
:23:59
We recently discovered some
information about Miss New Jersey.