:27:01
I'm sorry?
:27:02
What was the question? I was
distracted by a half-masticated cow...
:27:07
...rolling around
in your wide-open trap.
:27:10
Excuse me? What is your problem?
:27:12
-Problem?
-Yeah.
:27:13
I mean, yes.
Have I offended you in some way?
:27:16
You've been completely antagonistic
to me from the second I walked in.
:27:20
I was once the most
sought-after, highly paid...
:27:23
...consultant in pageant history.
:27:26
I had no idea.
:27:29
Every season, girls would plead
with me to train them.
:27:33
Ten out of 1 1 years...
:27:35
...my girls were crowned.
:27:37
The year we lost,
the winner was a deaf-mute.
:27:41
You can't beat that.
:27:45
Then...
:27:47
...in '96...
:27:50
...my girl froze like a puddle halfway
through her aria from La Bohème.
:27:54
Afterwards, she told
a reporter from Pageant Magazine...
:27:57
...that I was a perfectionist...
:27:59
...who had harangued her
to within an inch of her sanity.
:28:03
Of course,
after that article came out...
:28:08
...nobody wanted me.
:28:14
Okay. With all due respect here...
:28:17
...why did Miss Morningside
suggest you?
:28:20
Because I am the best.
:28:26
Or perhaps it's because everyone else
worth having had a contestant.
:28:31
They had their Southern belles,
their Midwestern farmers' daughters.
:28:35
Spunky Western cowgirls.
:28:38
And I have...
:28:41
...Dirty Harriet.
:28:47
Will you desist?
:28:49
Yeah.
:28:50
Yes.
:28:57
Oh, my God.
:28:59
I haven't seen a walk like that
since Jurassic Park.