Miss Congeniality
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It's been working really well for me
for the past 30 years, all right?

:29:05
Well, glide, now. Glide.
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Don't look down, don't look down.
:29:11
Don't look down, look up. Your chin
should be parallel to the floor.

:29:15
Now glide. Glide.
:29:18
It's not the bloody Ice Capades.
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Gliding.
:29:23
No, no. Don't pick your feet up.
Don't pick your feet up.

:29:26
Why are you picking your feet up?
:29:28
Because I'm preparing to run away.
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No, wait. Wait.
:29:32
Watch me.
:29:33
Glide. Glide.
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See? Glide.
:29:41
It's all in the buttocks.
Don't I look pretty?

:29:44
It takes a very secure man
to walk like that.

:29:50
Roll your hips.
:29:52
Head up, head up. Keep gliding--
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I'm gliding here!
:29:57
What are you, blind?
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Asshole.
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Look how she walks. She's floating.
:30:38
Lightly ascending
from cloud to cloud...

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...towards heaven.
:30:45
He takes one look at that fake rack...
:30:47
...he's gonna send her right back.
:30:52
Look, she's gonna cry again.
"If I only had a brain!"

:30:57
I am somewhat less than amused.

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