Miss Congeniality
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:50:03
You want to smooch me.
:50:14
Enjoy the rest of your night.
:50:30
Gracie, you look so tired.
:50:33
Oh, she had a busy night.
:50:35
I saw that gentleman stop by the room.
:50:38
Gentleman?
:50:42
-No men in the room.
-It's different on the mainland.

:50:46
Hold on, ladies. Let's hear
her side of the story.

:50:49
You sleeping with a judge?
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Oh, that guy?
:50:57
No, no, I was dating him
for a little while because...

:51:01
...he said he had
an incurable disease.

:51:07
I didn't realize it was stupidity.
:51:09
Oh, I know what that's like.
:51:11
He is such a pathetic loser.
:51:13
I'm sorry he's obsessed with me,
but at some point it's like, "Hello!"

:51:17
"Move on! Get over yourself!"
:51:21
His ego is this big.
:51:23
But his equipment is like this big!
:51:27
Good cover!
We worked that out together.

:51:29
Use it for a needle.
:51:31
Back to work.
Get ready for the Alamo.

:51:35
Thank you. Thank you.
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And welcome to
the Miss United States Preliminary...

:51:43
...here at the beautiful
and historical Alamo!

:51:48
Prepare for what promises to be...
:51:51
...a day of astounding musical,
theatrical and dancing talent.

:51:55
And after I'm finished,
you can see the ladies.

:51:58
Oh, yes!

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