1:19:16
No insults today?
1:19:18
You're a Don Ho.
1:19:20
Has anyone seen Gracie? I can't
believe she missed dress rehearsal.
1:19:23
Maybe she couldn't take the pressure.
She ate four slices last night.
1:19:27
We all saw her glasses performance.
She is not making the Top 10!
1:19:33
I overslept my beauty sleep.
1:19:35
-Do you need help?
-No, I'm fine.
1:19:39
I wonder which one of these...
1:19:41
...is lipstick.
1:19:46
Ladies!
1:20:10
Good luck, ladies! Keep it moving.
Let's go!
1:20:13
Looking good, ladies.
1:20:14
Will you go back to the mothership?
1:20:17
As long as you go with me, Tex-Ass.
1:20:19
Let's go, Pennsylvania,
New Jersey, Texas....
1:20:23
I can't open the goddamn bottle.
1:20:27
Have a good show. You guys excited?
1:20:36
Where are you going?
1:20:37
I forgot my breasts.
Hold on, I'll be back.
1:20:45
Going live.
1:20:47
In five, four, three....
1:20:50
It's the 75th Annual
Miss United States Pageant. ..
1:20:54
...live from San Antonio, Texas!