Miss Congeniality
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1:28:00
I think you might have been right.
Frank is Kathy Morningside's son.

1:28:04
Disgusting, perverted Frank?
1:28:06
He cleared under another name.
I ran a new CCH.

1:28:08
DUl, assault, even a weapons charge.
1:28:11
Are we doing full deployment?
1:28:13
McDonald didn't want to hear about it.
It's just us.

1:28:18
Good show, Mr. Tobin.
1:28:28
You're up next, New Jersey.
1:28:30
I gotta get my glasses.
1:28:34
Hey! You're drinking my talent!
1:28:36
You got to make it into the Top Five!
1:28:38
-Can you whistle?
-No!

1:28:40
-Make hand puppets?
-No!

1:28:42
I had a girl who rearranged furniture.
1:28:45
You said all I have
is sarcasm and a gun.

1:28:47
That and a right hook.
1:28:50
And now, the musical stylings
of Gracie Lou Freebush.

1:28:59
Good evening.
1:29:01
The program says I'm supposed to play
the water glasses for you...

1:29:05
...but the girls got dehydrated.
1:29:08
No water glasses?
1:29:10
You want me to go to a commercial?
1:29:12
No, stay on her. Go with it.
1:29:15
I believe no woman should be without
a basic knowledge of self-defense.

1:29:19
So in order to show you this,
I'm gonna need a little help.

1:29:24
I would like to bring out
my assistant, Eric Bob.

1:29:32
More changes?
Follow her. Stay on her.

1:29:35
--how to inflict damage
with the least amount offorce.

1:29:38
In some cases, your attacker might
come at you in a frontal assault.

1:29:50
Use the heel of your hand and thrust.
1:29:52
This will cause the nose to break
and your assailant's eyes to tear...

1:29:56
...giving you a chance to get away.
1:29:58
All right. Let's say your assailant
comes at you from behind.


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