:17:01
Be still. Boy, look like you got
a fatal attraction on your hands.
:17:05
I had two or three of'em
in my day.
:17:09
Craig, I hope you can handle your women
better than this fool can.
:17:13
- That's too much water.
- Nah, it ain't. Take 20 minutes.
:17:17
I've been pepper-sprayed nine times.
Take 20 minutes.
:17:20
You got 19 to go.
Let me show you the backyard.
:17:24
It's bigger than y'all's backyard.
:17:27
Call the police and tell them
to get me another restraining order.
:17:30
Yeah, you gotta have a little money
to live out here.
:17:34
Oh, yeah?
:17:35
I know what you're thinkin'.
:17:37
I was the one back in the day always
talkin' about how I love the hood...
:17:40
I love the ghetto.
:17:42
I was the one sayin' I wasn't the kind
of nigger to run to the suburbs.
:17:45
You're right, that's what I said.
:17:47
But soon as I got my cheque,
I was gone!
:17:51
Paid $230.000 cash on this place.
:17:54
- You paid cash for this?
- Cash money!
:17:57
Don't try to stick me
with some 30-year payment plan.
:18:00
That's for suckers.
:18:01
Got my daddy like that
years ago on a Cadillac.
:18:04
I got the only house
on the block paid for.
:18:08
That's why I'm the king around here!
:18:11
You're the king, Unc.
:18:13
How you like that pool?
:18:19
- Big, ain't it?
- Yeah, it's cool.
:18:23
But where the water at?
:18:25
Don't need no water.
:18:27
Ain't no pools in the projects.
:18:29
None of us swim.
:18:32
- So y'all never use it?
- Never.
:18:34
But the Jacuzzi,
that's something else.
:18:37
Me and my Suga
get real nasty in there.
:18:44
Guess I left that in there.
:18:48
You welcome to use it
any time you want.
:18:51
Shit, you my brother's boy!
:18:54
That's all right, Unc.
I can't swim neither.
:18:57
No? Good.