Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
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Leon got
one of them penis pumps.

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Penis pumps ?
What'd he do with it ? Mm-hmm.

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- Supposed to pump it up or something.
- Does it work ?

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Just on the tip.
Now that thing look
like a portabello mushroom.

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- [ Laughing ]
- Isaac all natural.

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Soon as I walk in the room,
ten-hut.

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You know,
l'm thinking about having
a little work done myself.

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The other day,
I got out the shower,

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and I bent down
to reach for a towel,

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and I felt a sharp pain
in my chest.

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Shot through my chest
and up around my back, down my spine.

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I thought, ''Oh, Lord.''
I thought I was dying.
I bent over and looked,

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and I was standing
on my own titty.

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You ain't have to get
no breast reduction.
Just be more careful.

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- Both feet too.
Both feet on it.
- [ Continues Laughing ]

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All right, what the hell
you old hens cackling about ?
You ready to go ?

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No, not quite.
I'll be ready in a minute.

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She still got to set up a few more minutes.
Have some more wine, girl.

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Ooh, girl,
I don't know if I should.
I already had two glasses.

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Oh, go on, live a little.
Make your hair look better.

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- Have mercy.
- Yeah,just like lfigured.

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You sit up here all day,
getting sloshed and talking
about us men.

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- Clesius, have you ever heard
the expression, ''mercy hump'' ?
- Say what ?

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'Cause that's what you been
getting all these years--
mercy humps.

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- Stop it.
- You out your goddamn mind.
Let me tell you something.

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He ain't got nothing
but a limp doodle.
[ Laughing ]

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Oops.
Sorry.

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- Gotta get ya.
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Clesius !
Oh, look what you've done! Oh.

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- Ah--
- You girls are crazy. I'm leaving.

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Oh, Clesius, Clesius, wait !
Clesius ! Oh, Clesius !
I don't believe it.

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Clesius, I only told her 'cause
she got so much experience in sexual matters.

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I ain't nothing but a big
damn joke to you, ain't I ?
Tell the whole world !

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Her husband ain't nothing
but a big ol' pile
of worth less crap !

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Clesius !
Clesius !

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Oh.

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