:57:00
Oh, Clesius, I'm so
disappointed in you.
:57:06
I just feel so
god-awful terrible about
what happened to Crackers.
:57:11
Imagine what your parents
must think about me.
:57:13
Sherman, you were acting
really strange tonight.
:57:15
Yeah, I know, 'cause,
um, I drank that wine,
:57:17
and I had cold medicine
early on.
:57:20
And mixing cold medicine
and wine-- that don't mix.
:57:23
Well, cold medicine
or not,
:57:25
I'm really worried
about you.
:57:27
And I really think you
should get a checkup.
:57:31
All right. I will.
Yeah, I will.
:57:34
Okay. Go home
and get some rest,
:57:37
and first thing in the morning,
I'll make an appointment to get a checkup.
:57:39
Good.
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
:57:42
- Sorry about Crackers. I'm sorry. Okay ?
- Okay. Okay.
:57:49
Mm.
:57:53
Pervert.
''Beef in your taco.''
:57:59
- I'm a pony ! I'm a pony !
- Mommy, I'm scared.
:58:02
Nowback
to the midnight movie.
:58:09
A huge asteroid, approximately
1,000 square miles in size,
:58:12
is still on
a collision course with Earth.
:58:18
Wellman College Professor
Sherman Klump...
:58:20
is attempting to plant
a nuclear explosive device
deep within the asteroid core,
:58:25
which, if effective,
will destroy it.
:58:31
Houston, come in.
This is Professor Klump on the asteroid's surface.
:58:34
We read you, Professor.
What's your status ?
:58:37
We've done dug the hole
and planted the nukes.
:58:40
Good. Then get back
in your shuttle and get
the hell out of there...
:58:42
so you can blow
that rock to bits.
:58:45
Sherman, you've got 30 seconds
before that asteroid hits. Better hurry.
:58:48
The world's counting on it.
:58:55
Fifteen seconds.
Sherman, start the detonation sequence now.
:58:59
Hello, Houston.
We got a big-assproblem.