1:08:00
Folks, we want toget everybody
into the presentation,
1:08:03
so please have
your press credentials ready.
1:08:19
Well, if it isn't ol' Chunky Butt.
Buddy, what are you doing here ?
1:08:23
I just came down for your
big presentation. You're
not nervous, are you ?
1:08:26
No, I ain't nervous.
''No, I ain't.''
''No, I ain't.''
1:08:28
That's interesting.
Starting to sound
kind of ignorant.
1:08:31
But don't worry.
If this professor thing don't work out,
1:08:33
there's always room for another brother
down at the car wash.
1:08:35
They could put a big
beach towel on your ass,
1:08:37
and you can stand
in the doorway as the cars come out...
1:08:39
and dry 'em
a side at a time.
1:08:41
That's your future.
Buddy, I notice since the split-up...
1:08:45
that, uh, I ain't really--
I haven't really felt
like myself.
1:08:49
I was wondering if you've been
experiencing any changes.
1:08:51
Not at all. I feel great. Never
felt better in my life.
1:08:53
Business is really starting
to look up for me, Sherm.
[CatShrieks]
1:08:57
Hey, you betterrun !
Come here !
1:08:59
Come here, pussy !
You're a pussy !
That's what you are.
1:09:02
l'll killyou!
l'll killyou!
Come here, you pussy!
1:09:05
Sherman coming on in a minute.
1:09:07
Well, what channel's
Sherman gonna come on ? Anybody know ?
1:09:10
Have some of these brownies.
They're still warm.
Don't drop 'em on my floor now.
1:09:13
All right, everbody. Sherman
getting ready to come on TV now.
Everbody gather around.
1:09:16
You know,
fame is gonna pass.
1:09:18
And the only thing
that's permanent
is family.
1:09:20
Ain't that right, Daddy ?
Oh, shit ! Get your ass out that chair !
1:09:23
How many times, Ernest,
I gotta tell you to stay out my damn chair ?
Aw, man.
1:09:26
You work on them cars all day
gonna put the grease all in my
chair, smear the grease there.
1:09:29
Gotta sit on this grease.
My gray pants still got grease
all over 'em 'cause ofyou.
1:09:32
You happy ? You got your chair. Enjoy.
Stay out my damn chair.
1:09:34
Ernest, will you please tell
your father to be quiet ?
Sherman's coming on.
1:09:38
- What channel Sherman come on ?
- Tell me what she just said,
1:09:40
- I'll come over there and whup your ass.
- [Applause On TV]
1:09:43
That's the channel.
Watch the damn TV.
1:09:46
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen
for coming out. My name is Professor Sherman Klump.
1:09:49
I'm a professor here
at Wellman College.
1:09:52
- Ooh !
[ Clapping ]
- Look at him.
1:09:54
-Joe College.
- Look how dashing he look.
He lookjust like Billy Dee.
1:09:57
- Boy look handsome.
- Billy Dee ! Billy Dee !
Billy Dee ! Billy Dee !