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- Billy Dee Klump.
- As you all know,
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Ponce de Leon searched his entire life
for the Fountain ofYouth.
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And today we will
complete his journey.
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So, uh, ladies and gentlemen,
l'dlike to present to you all,
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uh, the Wellman College
youth formula.
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- Maybe I need
to take some ofthat.
- It don't cure ugly.
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- Does Clesius
know I'm strapped ?
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- Well, come on. Shoot.
Come on. Shoot.
- I'm strapped, nigga.
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- Tell him. I'm strapped.
- And ifyou miss, I'm gonna finish you off.
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If you don't have
anything nice to say,
don't say nothing at all.
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- Well, she messin' with me.
- Stop the violence.
Stop the violence.
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And don't say nothing.
I'm tring to watch Sherman.
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Okay, cool, cool.
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Boy, would I like to throw
some hot grease on you.
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This is Molly.
Molly is a one-year-old,
and Petey is four.
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Petey is our candidate for
genetic ''transmografiication.''
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Petey here--
Petey is ourcandidate
forgenetic "transmofilectesy. "
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Genetic ''transgromanation.''
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The "youthification--"
That ain't a word.
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Howcome Uncle Sherman's
talking funny ?
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- He's starting to sound like you, Dad.
- He don't sound right, do he ?
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What do you mean, ''sound like me'' ? What's that ?
Sherman up in a ivor tower...
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just 'cause
he went to college.
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I could've gone to college
if I took that damn...
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elastic ''appitude'' test.
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Hey, shut up.
What the hell's wrong with Sherman ?
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You be breaking me down
in front of my seed on the regular.
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The reason we, uh-- he--
We gonna make him young.
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So I say, um,
let's get it on !
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I'm gonna just give
a drop ofthis to Petey.
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We watch and see
what happens.
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- Isaac, you watching that ?
- Hey, that ain't right.
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- Hamsters will be hamsters, huh ?
- Oh !