:58:02
I got news. In case you hadn't
noticed, I wasn't hit by a train,
:58:06
and I have travelled
many a weary mile
:58:08
to be back with my wife
and my six daughters.
:58:12
- Seven, Daddy!
- That ain't your daddy, Alvanelle.
:58:15
Your daddy was hit by a train.
:58:17
Penny, you stop that!
:58:19
You stop it! Vernon here's got a job.
:58:21
Vernon's got prospects.
He's bona fide. What are you?
:58:24
I'll tell you what I am...
:58:25
I'm the pater familias,
and you can't marry him!
:58:28
I can, I am and I will, tomorrow.
:58:31
I gotta think about the Wharvey gals.
:58:33
They look to me for answers.
:58:35
Vernon can buy 'em
lessons on the clarinet.
:58:37
The only good thing you
ever did was get hit by that train!
:58:41
Well, you lying, unconstant succubus.
:58:45
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You can't swear at my fiancee!
:58:49
Oh, yeah?
Well, you can't marry my wife!
:58:54
(Baby crying)
:59:08
(Groans)
:59:10
(Scuffling and crashing)
:59:13
Who is that man?
:59:16
He's not my husband.
:59:19
Just a drifter, I guess.
Just some no-account drifter.
:59:26
And stay out of the Woolsworth!
:59:34
(Movie) 'I'll bet she does
imitations, too.'
:59:36
(Everett)
Deceitful, two-faced she-wolf.
:59:39
Never trust a female, Delmar.
:59:42
Remember that precept and your time
with me won't have been ill-spent.
:59:46
- OK, Everett.
- "Hit by a train."
:59:49
Truth means nothing to a woman,
Delmar.
:59:52
Triumph of the subjective.
You ever been with a woman?
:59:55
Well, I've...
I got to get the family farm back
:59:59
before I can start
thinking about that.