Ordinary Decent Criminal
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:03:00
So, Your Honour,
:03:01
the State can find no course
in law or in justice

:03:06
why this clean-living unassuming --
:03:11
teetotaler should have
his bail rescinded.

:03:13
Mr. Lynch may remain on bail
:03:16
until his trial commences
two weeks on Monday.

:03:18
Mr. Lynch, how does it feel to be
the most wanted man in Ireland?

:03:21
Do you think
you'll get a fair trial?

:03:24
Mr. Lynch, you enjoy making
the Gardai look thick, don't you?

:03:27
Hold... a minute, lads...
:03:29
don't ever think the Gardas
are thick, you'd be wrong.

:03:31
It'd be a big mistake.
The Gardas are anything but thick.

:03:35
In fact, I think the Gardas are
very, very clever.

:03:37
Is your name Michael Patrick Lynch?
:03:38
You see, right there,
an example of brains. You see?

:03:40
Excuse me, I am Mr. Lynch's attorney
and I object very much...

:03:42
I'm detaining you on suspicion of
possessing illegal substances,

:03:44
under the Misuse of Drugs Act.
:03:47
I know what you want to do.
:03:48
You want to strip search me,
don't you?

:03:50
Please, let go of him.
This man is my client.

:03:52
Oh, I see, you think
you'll humble me, do you?

:03:54
Oh, no...! Look at them!
Look at what I have to put up with!

:03:57
Look at what they do
to innocent people.

:03:59
Trying to grab a feel.
Trying to grab me balls, you queer.

:04:02
You dirty perverts,
trying to get your rocks off.

:04:04
Drugs? What drugs?
:04:06
I've never done drugs in me life
and everyone knows it.

:04:08
Show them your credentials, Mike.
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Find the drugs.
:04:11
Give us a look, get them off.
:04:15
Find the drugs. Come on,
put your fucking hand up my hole,

:04:18
you poofters.
:04:19
Come on.
:04:21
Show 'em your credentials, Michael.
:04:23
Hey, you fucking faggots.
What are you afraid of?

:04:25
You do it in private,
but not here, you fuckers.

:04:33
Do you want any more, love?
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I'm grand unless there's dessert?
:04:37
Of course there is.
:04:38
Is that you in the newspaper da?
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Oh, can I finish that?
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Yeah, waste not, want not. Thanks.
:04:47
Oh, God, Michael, give it to me.
Give it to me.

:04:49
You know the way
all that red meat makes him hyper.

:04:53
Sorry, sorry wasn't thinking.
:04:54
Your father first.
Who earns the money in this house?

:04:56
Da does.
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They're all grand.
There's enough for everyone.

:04:58
They have to learn.

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