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:23:03
And now my kids want
every fucking thing that's going.

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And you're gonna use
all your money

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to make sure they get it.
Fair play to you.

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In me hole.
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I'm gonna make up for all the stuff
I missed out on.

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I'm gonna enjoy myself.
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Go ahead Tom.
:23:28
Right, Michael.
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Now, the depth of this door
is just right.

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Now, once that panel is removed
the bars sit in there,

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nice and snug.
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Now, if you have enough of them,
they don't rattle around.

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And you don't even notice
the extra weight

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when you're opening
and closing the door.

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Now this couple I've lined up
they're complete innocents

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that's the beauty of it
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no extra splits.
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They're just
old friends of me da's.

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Couple in their fifties
Mr. and Mrs. Harmless.

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And you know Customs...
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while they're busy searching
bearded ex-hippies in their 2CVs

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they'll be tipping
their hats at our pair

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as they chugger, chugger through
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at their usual
twenty-five miles an hour.

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Then they drive all the way over
to the Cotswolds.

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They've told me all about
this lovely hotel

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it's so quiet and peaceful that
they always go back every year.

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This is how I see it all happening,
Michael.

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It's not too far from Birmingham,
right,

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so I can fly in be at their hotel
inwhat, half an hour.

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They'll be there taking afternoon tea
completely unaware

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that they've a couple of
hundred thousand quids'

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worth of gold
sitting outside in the car.

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There'll be no more than,
what a dozen cars parked there

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no security, so getting
at the car'll be no problem.

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Bing, bang, boom. Get the gold
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bring it to the fence.
:24:52
Tom, it all sounds fine.
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I'll see you when you get back, so.
:24:58
Don't worry about it, Michael.
You can trust me.


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