Ordinary Decent Criminal
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I knew we were a country
that respects art.

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Yes.
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You never mind if there's bastards
out there trying to get you.

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They're only satisfied
when they can grind you down,

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keep you poor, put you away.
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They don't count. Not with us.
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In fact, I think we can give them
the run around any time we like

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cos they're only eejits.
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Mentioning no names like.
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And this thing of me becoming
a bit of a TV star lately

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I want you all to know
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it's not gonna change me
one little bit.

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Come on,
I wanna show you something.

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We're top of the ratings, lads.
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They might even give us
our own series.

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...valuable painting Caravaggio,
''The Taking of Christ''

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was stolen in broad daylight
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by an unknown criminal gang
posing as American tourists.

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And none of them have
a fucking clue as to who did it.

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Oh, you wanna see the bum shot?
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What the fuck is a bum shot?
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Oh, Jesus.
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Look at that arse on you, man.
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Michael, the painting,
how are we gonna get rid of it?

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It's all sussed.
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Alec is going to Amsterdam
next week to see a fence.

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Let him make us an offer.
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But the crack is, in the meantime
while we're waiting for all of that

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we can just sit back
and watch the Gardai

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make a pig's mickey of it.
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I'll drink to that.
:45:25
Michael, any idea how much we'll
get for this holy picture here?

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Like, just cos
it's valued at thirty million.

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We'll get enough to get rich,
don't worry.

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The point is, we've won.
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I mean, you see ths,
you see all this?

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Think about what it means.
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We're number one,
not the Gardai

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not the IRA, not anyone else.
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The whole country is in awe of us.
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Because of a little divine
intervention here from...

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we're bigger than Riverdance.
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One day at a time...
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sweet Jesus,
that's all I'm asking of you


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