:02:06
They're watching us right now.
:02:10
Over there
is the department of English.
:02:12
most of you speak English already
so we can skip that.
:02:16
- How long have you been here?
- Eight years.
:02:19
(All laughing)
:02:22
You don't seem to know anything.
This is the worst tour ever.
:02:26
It's the worst school ever.
Doesn't anything cool happen?
:02:30
Yeah, cool stuff happens.
:02:32
This university
is the coolest place in the world.
:02:35
That's because
he's never been anywhere else.
:02:38
(All laughing)
:02:42
Go ahead, laugh all you want.
:02:44
But the fact is, this is the setting
for the greatest story ever told.
:02:50
OK?
:02:51
It's about this guy I knew,
Josh Parker,
:02:55
and his girlfriend, Tiffany.
:02:57
It's one of the most
fascinating journeys ever.
:03:02
'Josh and Tiffany
were always together,
:03:05
'starting from when they were little.
:03:09
'They did everything as a team.
:03:12
'When Tiffany was 10,
she had her tonsils taken out.
:03:15
'Josh stayed in the hospital
for three days.
:03:19
'They were best friends.
:03:21
'What started out as friendship...
:03:23
'blossomed into some serious French
kissing and lots of heavy petting.
:03:28
'They spent so much time together
that even their dogs started dating.
:03:33
'They seemed destined
to be together forever.
:03:38
'But after high school, they faced
the most challenging challenge ever -
:03:44
'a long-distance relationship.
:03:48
'See, while Josh was enrolled here at
the wonderful University of lthaca,
:03:53
'Tiffany went off to
veterinary school in Austin, Texas.
:03:57
'But they made a pact,
a promise to stay true to each other,