:08:01
Just a reminder.
:08:03
The mid-term will cover
all of the in-class lectures
:08:07
as well as
all of the assigned readings.
:08:10
It will be entirely essay form,
so bring legal pads.
:08:14
I prefer yellow.
It's easier on the eyes.
:08:17
OK. OK? Yeah. Thank you, Jacob.
:08:21
And...see you all next week
for the mid-term.
:08:31
- Josh.
- Yes?
:08:33
I saw you hitting on Beth.
NOT a good idea.
:08:37
- She's spoken for.
- What?
:08:40
She'll come back to me.
They always do.
:08:43
So... mr Parker.
:08:45
Do you intend
to be ready for this exam?
:08:49
- Yes, sir.
- Well, you better be ready.
:08:52
Because I was
looking over the books last night
:08:55
and you need a B on this test
just to pass this class.
:08:59
Actually,
I double-checked that, Professor.
:09:02
He needs a B+.
We can't bend on this.
:09:04
I got it.
:09:07
- Just copy off someone.
- I can't. It's all essays.
:09:10
If I fail this class,
my average is shot.
:09:13
I might lose my financial aid
or not be allowed back.
:09:16
Well, you're fucked, then.
:09:18
So come to my party, hook up
with Beth, and enjoy your last week.
:09:22
I'm not hooking up with anyone.
I'm invested in this relationship.
:09:27
Invested? Who are you, Charles
Schwab? Listen to yourself!
:09:31
I would give my life...
:09:33
for one evening
of consensual sex with that girl.
:09:37
I've gone this long without cheating.
:09:39
You're already cheating!
:09:41
Any time you pass up sex
you cheat yourself.
:09:44
The window of opportunity
to drink and do drugs
:09:47
and take advantage
of young girls is shrinking daily.
:09:52
I gotta make a call.
:09:55
I'm telling you, you pass this up,
it'll haunt you forever.
:09:58
Your dick will never forgive you.