:26:01
# The elephant won't forget
what it's like inside his cage
:26:09
# The ringmaster's Telecaster
sings on an empty stage... #
:26:14
Admit that Beth is amazing.
:26:15
I admit it, she's amazing.
She's perfect.
:26:19
I don't know why you feel so guilty.
Technically you haven't cheated.
:26:24
What are you talking about?
:26:26
There are these rules that guys have,
:26:29
an understanding
as to what constitutes cheating.
:26:32
Take your situation, for example.
:26:35
It's not cheating.
:26:37
Not when you're in a different
area code - not to mention state!
:26:42
That makes no sense.
:26:44
Don't look at me, Kyle.
I don't make the rules.
:26:47
This is legit. I've read an article.
:26:49
There's a whole bunch of them,
like loopholes.
:26:52
Say you were sleeping with
two girls at the same time,
:26:56
it's not cheating
because they cancel each other out.
:27:00
- Ahh.
- Exactly!
:27:01
Or if you're too wasted
to remember...
:27:04
It is not cheating.
:27:06
Because if you
can't really remember it,
:27:09
it never really took place.
:27:11
# Uh-huh
:27:13
# Whoo-oo... #
:27:15
OK, I've got one. Ready?
:27:17
It's OK if you spread peanut butter
on your testicles
:27:20
and let your dog lick it off.
:27:23
- Because it's your dog!
- Jesus Christ!
:27:26
- You know, because it's your dog!
- We got it.
:27:30
# Whoo-oo, uh-huh
:27:32
# Goddam right, it's a beautiful day
:27:35
# Uh-huh, goddam right #
:27:42
Somebody's gonna die tomorrow.
:27:51
That's right.
One of you is marked for death.
:27:56
And first thing tomorrow morning,
:27:58
a chosen one
will experience nature's wrath