:59:01
- (Laughing)
- What the hell is that?
:59:03
Did you kill a cheetah?
:59:05
What? No. These are her underwear.
She gave 'em to me.
:59:10
- (Sniffs)
- (All groan)
:59:14
I boinked her!
:59:15
Boinked?
:59:17
Yeah, did you just say
the word "boinked?"
:59:20
- (All laughing)
- Well, Kyle,
:59:23
I hope you got the boinking
out of your system,
:59:26
cos we got a lot of driving
to do today.
:59:29
Do not get your hopes up
about visiting Graceland,
:59:33
cos we're about the mission at hand.
:59:35
- Josh.
- What?
:59:38
That sounds like a good plan,
except for one little thing.
:59:41
- What little thing?
- We're out of money.
:59:46
OK, before you fill out these,
I have to ask some questions.
:59:49
If you qualify, you can
make a sperm deposit. Understood?
:59:53
mm-hmm. Fire away.
:59:55
Tell the truth, because if you don't
the test will and you won't get paid.
1:00:00
So, first off, have any of you
done any drugs in the past 36 hours?
1:00:05
And that includes marijuana.
1:00:07
(Groans)
1:00:09
(Nurse) OK, next.
1:00:12
Have any of you had sex
or masturbated in the past 24 hours?
1:00:17
Well, I guess I'm out.
1:00:20
Because I had sex last night...
1:00:22
with a girl! (Grunting)
1:00:26
That's nice.
1:00:27
You'll find everything you need
in these binders.
1:00:31
Would you each take a cup.
1:00:34
- OK.
- And yours.
1:00:36
I'd appreciate it if you'd
return those after you're finished.
1:00:40
OK. Uh, thanks.
1:00:42
Cheers.
1:00:47
Excuse me. Do you have anything
with Asian women?
1:00:51
I have this thing for Asian chicks,
and there's none here.
1:00:55
This isn't Peep World.
Our selection is limited.
1:00:58
- You're gonna have to make do.
- OK.