1:20:01
'l can see myself on TV,
I think it must be rewound.'
1:20:05
It's Barry.
1:20:06
'Hey, look...
1:20:08
'Look at that. I can see my bum.
(Laughs)'
1:20:14
Why would you send this to me?
1:20:17
So wait - you guys broke up,
then you hugged and then you left?
1:20:21
Yeah, pretty much.
1:20:24
Loser! Always have sex with the girl
one last time before you break up.
1:20:29
Everyone knows that!
1:20:30
It's not like that. I've known her
my whole life. She's my best friend.
1:20:35
So, what do we do now?
1:20:38
- Wanna smoke some drugs?
- I don't think so.
1:20:41
my mid-term starts in exactly
46 hours so I got to get back.
1:20:45
Although I'm gonna fail anyway,
so it doesn't matter but...
1:20:49
- Which class was it?
- Ancient Philosophy.
1:20:52
I can teach you ancient philosophy
in 46 hours.
1:20:56
You can?
1:20:57
I can teach a monkey in 46 hours.
1:20:59
You just got to find a way
to relate to the material.
1:21:03
Like, OK...
You like pro wrestling, don't you?
1:21:06
- Who doesn't?
- OK.
1:21:08
Socrates was like
the Vince mcmahon of philosophy.
1:21:11
He started it all.
1:21:15
# Can you hear us
pumpin' on your stereo
1:21:18
# Can you hear us
pumpin' on your stereo
1:21:22
# Life is a cigarette
1:21:26
# You smoke to the end
1:21:29
# But if you rocket the middle bit
1:21:32
# Then you burn all your friends
1:21:36
# The wider your eyes,
the bigger the lies
1:21:38
# Yes, it's true... #
1:21:41
Oh, what was the 20-man Battle Royal?
1:21:44
Participation explains predication.
Aristotle.
1:21:47
Right.
1:21:49
You know this! You'll be fine.
1:21:53
(Robot beeping)
1:21:59
Freeze, right there! Don't move!