1:24:00
I got carried away
with the story there.
1:24:02
(Panting)
1:24:06
So, anyway,
Josh got a B+ on his mid-term.
1:24:09
He got to stay in college.
1:24:11
'And he and Beth are still together.
1:24:14
'They're still really into
making their...home movies.
1:24:18
'ln fact, they have about 70 hours
of unedited amateur video.'
1:24:22
It's pretty wild.
1:24:24
I know, because I bought some of it.
1:24:27
That guy Jacob?
1:24:28
'He left school. He went on to become
the leader of some cult in lowa.
1:24:33
'He tried organising a mass suicide.
1:24:36
'Only problem is,
he drank the Kool-Aid first
1:24:39
'and, well, everyone else
just kind of changed their minds.'
1:24:44
Too bad.
1:24:46
As for Rubin... Remember Rubin?
1:24:48
Remember how he claimed that
he was destined for great things?
1:24:53
(Rubin) The people of Earth need me.
1:24:55
Well, he was right.
1:24:57
Rubin used cross-pollination
to develop a strain of marijuana
1:25:01
that is not only remarkably potent...
1:25:04
but completely undetectable
by any drug tests.
1:25:07
Oh, my God.
1:25:09
'He was named
High Times' man of the year.'
1:25:15
As for EL, despite his
swinging philosophy on sexuality,
1:25:20
he got serious with some girl he met.
1:25:22
And you want me to use two fingers?
1:25:25
'l believe she was pre-med.'
1:25:27
Did I say two? Better make it three.
1:25:31
Then there's Kyle.
1:25:33
'Kyle and his father
reconciled their differences.'
1:25:37
Hi, Dad. merry Christmas.
1:25:39
'He brought his girlfriend home.'
1:25:41
Rhonda, this is my father, Earl.
1:25:44
Dad, this is Rhonda.
1:25:46
merry Christmas, Dad.
1:25:48
Come here.
1:25:53
That's the end of the tour.
1:25:55
I hope you strongly consider becoming
part of the lthaca tradition,