Road Trip
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:28:01
For argument's sake,
let's say you were sleeping
with two girls at the same time.

:28:05
It wouldn't be cheating, because
they would cancel each other out.

:28:08
- Ahh.
- Exactly!

:28:09
Or if you're too wasted to remember ?
It is not cheating.

:28:15
Because if you can't really remember it,
it never really took place.

:28:19
* Uh-huh*
:28:22
* Whoo-oo*
:28:23
I've got one.
Are you ready ?

:28:26
It's not cheating if you spread
peanut butter all over your testicles...

:28:28
and let your dog lick it off.
:28:30
[ Everyone Groaning ]
:28:32
- Because it's your dog !
-Jesus Christ !

:28:36
- You know, because it's your dog !
- Yeah, we got it.

:28:39
* Whoo-oo, uh-huh*
:28:41
* God damn right
it's a beautiful day*

:28:45
* Uh-huh
God damn right--**

:28:51
Somebody's gonna die tomorrow.
:29:01
That's right.
One of you is marked for death.

:29:06
And the first thing
tomorrow morning,

:29:08
a chosen one will
experience nature's wrath...

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in all its fury.
:29:14
*Ah-ah-ah-ah *
:29:22
*Ah-ah-ah-ah *
:29:28
Who are you ?
:29:31
I'm Beth.
:29:32
Are you here for the feeding ?
:29:34
Excuse me ?
:29:36
You're early.
It's not till tomorrow.

:29:40
You should come back.
:29:42
It's gonna be a bloodbath.
:29:45
I think I'll pass.
:29:48
Have you seen Josh ?
:29:50
He went to visit his girl friend.
:29:53
Tiffany ?
:29:56
I thought they broke up.
:29:58
I mean, this girl who's
a friend of his. You know what I mean.


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