Road Trip
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1:12:02
You know ? Like...
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what is my reason for living ?
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Are you gonna pass
that doobie, or what ?

1:12:12
Doobie ? Yeah.
Yeah, sorry.

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Uh, thanks.
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- [ Dog Groaning ]
- You know what your problem is ?

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You're all brains.
Not enough cock and balls.

1:12:35
Actually, uh, people have been
telling me that my whole life,
believe it or not.

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When I was in the sixth grade,
I got so worried about
the escalating situation in Iraq...

1:12:44
that they put me
on an adult dosage ofXanax.

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And by eighth grade,
I was in therapy three times a week.

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And the truth is, weed is the only thing
that could ever balance me out.

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You know what I mean ? Like--
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- You okay over there ?
- Hey, old man.

1:13:07
I got the fuckin' munchies
real bad.

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How 'bout you ?
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Okay, Tiffany, it's time
to stop being so sad.

1:13:21
Look at all this mail
you got !

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Look how many nice people
care about you.

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You even got a package
From Josh.

1:13:31
-Really ?
-Shall we open it and see what he sent ?

1:13:35
Yeah, come on, Tif.
Let's open it.

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- [ Laughs ] It's a tape.
- Oh.

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Well, pop it in.
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Maybe I should
watch this on my own.

1:13:48
Oh, come on.
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This'll definitely cheer you up.

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