1:23:01
Look at that.
I can see my bum.
1:23:04
[ Laughing ]
1:23:07
Why would you send this to me ?
1:23:10
So wait.
You guys broke up,
1:23:13
then you hugged,
and then you left ?
1:23:15
Yeah, pretty much.
1:23:18
Oh, loser ! You always have sex with a
girl one last time before you break up.
1:23:23
Everyone knows that !
1:23:25
It's not like that. I've known her
my whole life. She's my best friend.
1:23:29
So, what do we do now?
1:23:32
- You guys wanna smoke some drugs ?
- Idon't think so, Kyle.
1:23:35
My midterm starts in exactly
46 hours, so I gotta get back.
1:23:40
Although I'm gonna fail anyway,
so it doesn't really matter, but--
1:23:44
- Which class was it ?
- Ancient philosophy.
1:23:47
Well, I can teach you
ancient philosophy in 46 hours.
1:23:51
- You can ?
- I can teach Japanese
to a monkey in 46 hours.
1:23:55
The key is just finding a way
to relate to the material.
1:23:58
Like, okay, you like
pro wrestling, don't you ?
1:24:02
- Who doesn't ?
- Okay.
1:24:04
Socrates-- He was like the Vince McMahon
of philosophy. He started it all.
1:24:09
* Can you hear us
pumping on your stereo*
1:24:11
* Can you hear us
pumping on your stereo*
1:24:15
* Can you hear us
pumping on your stereo*
1:24:18
*Life is a cigarette*
1:24:22
* You smoke till itends*
1:24:26
*But if you rock it a little bit*
1:24:29
* You'll burn all your sins*
1:24:33
*Dry your eyes and take out the lies*
1:24:35
* Yes, it's true *
1:24:38
Oh, what was
the 20-Man Battle Royal ?
1:24:41
Participation explains predication.
Aristotle's "one over many" argument.
1:24:45
- Right.
- You know this.
1:24:48
You'll be fine.
1:24:51
[ Robot Beeping ]
1:24:57
Freeze right there !
Don't move !