Scary Movie
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:00:20
- Hello.
- Wanna have a little fun?

:00:23
- Who's this?
- Tell me your name
and I'll tell you mine.

:00:26
I don't think so.
:00:28
- What's that noise?
- Oops. I farted.

:00:31
- I didn't think
you would hear me.
- No, that popping noise.

:00:34
Oh. I'm making popcorn.
I'm getting ready to watch a video.

:00:38
- Ooh. What is it?
- It's just a scary movie.

:00:42
- Do you like scary movies?
- Mm-hmm.

:00:44
- What's your favorite?
- Mm, I don't know.

:00:47
Think.
:00:49
Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam,
the one where Shaq plays a genie.

:00:53
- That's not a horror movie.
- Well, you haven't seen Shaq act.

:00:58
- Hey, you have a nice voice.
- Thanks.

:01:01
You never did tell me your name.
:01:04
Why do you wanna know my name?
:01:06
'Cause I wanna know
who I'm looking at.

:01:10
What--
What did you say?

:01:13
Nice breasts.
:01:15
Look, what do you want?
:01:17
I wanna see
what your insides look like.

:01:20
Well--Well, then,
turn to page 54.

:01:22
Oh.
:01:24
Hey, nice.
:01:28
Listen, asshole, you've had your fun,
now you better stop or else.

:01:32
- Or else what?
- Or else my boyfriend's
gonna be here any minute,

:01:35
and he's black
and he'll kick your ass.

:01:37
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

:01:39
You mean the one who wears makeup
and dresses like a woman?

:01:41
- How did you know?
- Turn the porch lights on.

:01:51
Help! Help!
:01:54
Oh, that's not my boyfriend.
I mean, I've fucked him a couple
of times, but that's it.

:01:58
Look, I'm calling the cops.

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