Scary Movie
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Right now we make a pact.
We take this to our grave.

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- Agreed?
- Agreed.
- Agreed.

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- Agreed?
- Agreed.

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Say it, Cindy. Say it!
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We take this to our grave. Say it!
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We take this to our grave. Say it.
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Greg, chill. Come on.
You're hurting her.

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We take this
to our grave. Ow.

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And we never
mention this again.

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Mention what?
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- The guy we just killed.
- Well, you just mentioned it, Greg.

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Starting now!
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Stupid bitch, man.
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- God. I hate him.
- It's gonna be okay, baby.
It's gonna be okay.

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I promise. Just touch it again.
Come on. Please.

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- You have to move on, Cindy.
That's all behind us now.
- Exactly.

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- It's a coincidence.
- Greg's right, Cindy.

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I mean, what do you think
we're in, a horror movie?

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Yeah, you guys are right.
If we were,

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they'd probably cast some ding bat
like Jennifer Love Huge Tits to play me.

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Yeah, or they'd cast people
in their late twenties,
early thirties to play us.

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- Kenny, get the camera ready.
Here. Hold my gum.

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- Sheriff, Sheriff,
can I get a statement?
- No comment.

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Damn. Who do I have to screw around here
to get a stupid story?

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Hey! Hey, no running.
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Loser.
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- Slow it down!
- Blow me!

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All right!
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Hi. Gail Hailstorm.
Field Reporter, Hard Story.

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Special Officer Doofy.
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Oh, hi, Doofy. Doofy, listen.
Is there a problem on campus?

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- No comment. No comment.
- Okay. Okay.

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You know, you look awfully young
to be a police officer.

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- I'm 25 and a half years old.
- Ooh!


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