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- Yeah, that's this many.
- Ah, so big.

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Yeah. That's big.
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Well, you don't look
a day over 12.

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Except for the big head
and glazed-over look in your eyes.

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- Ooh, was that drool?
- Yeah. I for got to swallow.

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Don't worry,
'cause I never forget.

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- Would you remind me
not to do that again?
- Sorry.

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Due to the recent tragedy, the sheriff
and me, your principal,

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will be questioning all students
throughout the day.

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Wow. Sounds like we've got the makings
of a serial killer on our hands.

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Yeah, I'm not supposed to say.
It's official police business.

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Hey, Doofy, what do you say you and I
go inside my van over there...

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and, uh, get to know
each other a little better?

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- Would you like that?
Yeah, that van right there.
- That van?

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Yeah.
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- Yeah, okay, let's go. Come on.
- Oh!

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A terrible tragedy
and an unbearable loss.

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It's days like today
that we need prayer in school.

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It starts to unravel
the very moral fabric
of our society.

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Here you go, baby.
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Go to your daddy.
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Oh!
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I'll see you after class.
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- Sweet!
- All right!

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Okay, class, who would like to give
their oral presentation first?

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- Oh!
- Anybody?

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- Yes!
- Anybody else?

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Okay, Heather.
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- Okay. Can I start?
- Yeah.

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Okay, my presentation
is on the First Amendment.

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And it began on May 25, 1787 in Philly
with George Washington.

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And it states, and I quote,
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"When our Founding Fathers
argued the passage
of our glorious Constitution--"


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