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- It's been over a year, Cindy.
- But Ginger was such an important
part of the Spice Girls.

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- Oh, you gotta move on, baby.
- Oh!

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I'm sorry if my complicated life...
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is an inconvenience
to your perfect existence.

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Cindy. Cind.
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Okay, everybody, listen up.
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Let me just say, uh,
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the killing of these teenagers
has been tragic, but, uh--

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Hey, you know, shit happens.
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Sheriff! Sheriff!
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- Yes, Miss Thunderstorm.
- Have they found
Cindy Campbell's father?

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- No.
- Isn't he a suspect?

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That is classified information.
Where are you getting that?

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I'm sorry, but my sources
are strictly confidential, Sheriff.

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Hey, Gail.
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Gail swallows.
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Watch this.
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Hello. Who is this?
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What?
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You wanna kill me?
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Oh, God. Hold on.
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Cindy, it's for you.
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All right,
knock it off, Buffy.

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Now, as you all have heard,
there is a killer in town...

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and the police have asked us to give you
the following safety tips.

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Stay in well-lit areas.
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Do not travel alone
whenever possible.

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Always wipe front to back.
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And remember, never, ever
believe someone...

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when they tell you
that shaving your pubic hair...

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will rid you
of crab infestation.

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Now, I understand
this is a difficult time
for you young ladies.

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So if anyone needs
to come to my office to talk,

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I am here for you.
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- What a crock of shit.
- It's not, Buffy!

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He's real!

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