Scary Movie
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1:11:00
- Did Scream have a plot?
- No.

1:11:02
Did I Know What You Did Last Summer
make any sense?

1:11:05
Don't think so!
1:11:08
What about the sequel?
What was with that fat,
white Jamaican kid?

1:11:11
- I wanna kill that motherfucker.
- It was bad casting, Bobby.

1:11:14
How about this for a motive?
Lack of sex!

1:11:17
It can cause serious
deviant behavior.

1:11:20
- I thought you loved me.
- Oh, I did, baby.

1:11:24
I did. But abstinence can make you
discover new things about yourself.

1:11:28
That's right, Cindy. I'm gay.
1:11:30
And in case you haven't noticed,
so is Ray.

1:11:35
What? I ain't gay.
1:11:37
- What are you talking about?
You took me to that club.
- So, they play good music.

1:11:40
- What about our trip
to San Francisco, then?
- I wanted to go shopping.

1:11:46
- But you made love to me.
- No. First of all, you sucked my--

1:11:50
Whatever, Ray!
I don't want to talk about this now.

1:11:53
The point is, I'm a new man,
and I'm ready to leave all this
behind and start a new life.

1:11:57
- So you killed all your friends?
- Oh, no.

1:12:01
Just you.
1:12:03
And maybe Shorty,
but that wasn't planned or anything.

1:12:05
But here's the genius part.
1:12:08
We're copycatting a serial killer
that already exists.

1:12:11
- It's the perfect crime, Cindy.
- But wait! There's more!

1:12:15
Hang on to your seat, baby,
'cause this one's a screamer!

1:12:21
- I'll be back.
- Uh-oh.

1:12:24
Move your big ass.
Come on.

1:12:26
Dad!
1:12:29
What are you gonna do,
frame him?

1:12:32
Nah. We're just havin' a little bit
of fun with old daddio.

1:12:36
The police are gonna find
you and daddy both dead,

1:12:39
and me and Ray are the only survivors
of a maniac's revenge.

1:12:43
- You ready? I'm ready.
- You ready? I'm ready to do this shit.

1:12:46
- Come on. Come on. All right.
- All right.

1:12:49
- Come on!
- Give it to me. No!

1:12:51
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1:12:54
- Ready? All right. Let's do this.
- Wait, wait. Ready.

1:12:57
- Come on. Come on.
- Ready.

1:12:58
Give it to me!

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