Scream 3

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Moving onto the Hollywood Freeway,
we have a multiple vehicle...

multiple injury accident.
An absolute mess
from VineStreet to the valley.

If you're in it,
expect a long commute.

If you're not,
seek alternate routes.

If Dan doesn 't want to do a daily rate,
we can talk about a weekly rate.

But I'm tellin' you right now,
I'm not goin' below a million.

I mean, think about it.
I'm risking my reputation...

as the host
of this country's number-one...

nationally syndicated talk show to do
a cameo in some cheap slasher flick.

I mean, why can't these guys write me
a fuckin' decent part?

You know?
I lived through the fuckin' thing.

By the way, did you talk to Cathy
about that Navy SEAL script?

Hang on a sec.
- Hello?
- Hello?

- Who's this?
- Who's this?

- Who are you calling?
- Oh. You know what?

- I'm sorry. I have the wrong number.
- That's okay.

Wait a minute. I know your voice.
You sound a lot like that guy on TV.
Um, Cotton Weary.

- I do, huh?
- Yeah.

I think he's got
a really sexy voice.

- Well, thank you.
- Wait a minute.

You are Cotton, aren't you?
Oh, my God.

I am talking to Cotton Weary.
I can't believe this.

You got me. Look, I've--
I've got someone on the other line.

Can you hold on one second?
I'll be right back, I promise.

- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Yeah.

Andrea, uh, I gotta call you back.
Someone's on the other line.

So, uh, you a big 100% Cotton fan?
- Yeah! One hundred and ten percent.
- That's very good.

So, um, why don't you tell me
who you are?

Ooh! You're a naughty boy, Cotton.
Now, what would your girlfriend say?

What makes you think
I have a girlfriend?

I know you do.
- I'm right outside her bathroom door.
- Who is this?