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I deliver perfection...
and don't brag about it! :D
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Moving onto the Hollywood Freeway,
we have a multiple vehicle...
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multiple injury accident.
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An absolute mess
from VineStreet to the valley.
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If you're in it,
expect a long commute.
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If you're not,
seek alternate routes.
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If Dan doesn 't want to do a daily rate,
we can talk about a weekly rate.
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But I'm tellin' you right now,
I'm not goin' below a million.
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I mean, think about it.
I'm risking my reputation...
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as the host
of this country's number-one...
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nationally syndicated talk show to do
a cameo in some cheap slasher flick.
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I mean, why can't these guys write me
a fuckin' decent part?
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You know?
I lived through the fuckin' thing.
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By the way, did you talk to Cathy
about that Navy SEAL script?
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Hang on a sec.
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- Hello?
- Hello?
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- Who's this?
- Who's this?
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- Who are you calling?
- Oh. You know what?
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- I'm sorry. I have the wrong number.
- That's okay.
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Wait a minute. I know your voice.
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You sound a lot like that guy on TV.
Um, Cotton Weary.
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- I do, huh?
- Yeah.
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I think he's got
a really sexy voice.
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- Well, thank you.
- Wait a minute.
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You are Cotton, aren't you?
Oh, my God.
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I am talking to Cotton Weary.
I can't believe this.
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You got me. Look, I've--
I've got someone on the other line.
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Can you hold on one second?
I'll be right back, I promise.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Andrea, uh, I gotta call you back.
Someone's on the other line.
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So, uh, you a big 100% Cotton fan?
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- Yeah! One hundred and ten percent.
- That's very good.
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So, um, why don't you tell me
who you are?
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Ooh! You're a naughty boy, Cotton.
Now, what would your girlfriend say?
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What makes you think
I have a girlfriend?
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I know you do.
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- I'm right outside her bathroom door.
- Who is this?