:51:01
- Martha, what are you doing here?
- There's something you guys should see.
:51:10
Told ya I'd make
a movie someday. Huh?
:51:13
- Oh, my God.
- Well, if you're watching this tape...
:51:16
it means, as I feared, I did not
survive these killings...
:51:18
here at Windsor College,
and that giving up my virginity...
:51:21
to Karen Kolchakat the video store
was probably not a good idea.
:51:24
- Karen Kolchak?
- Yes, Karen Kolchak.
:51:26
- "Creepy Karen"?
- Shut up! She's a sweet person, okay?
:51:29
We were workin'late. We were puttin'
away some videos in the porno section...
:51:31
and, you know, shit happens.
:51:34
- Open the door, Randy!
- Fifteen minutes.
:51:37
- It's my room too!
- Paul,15 minutes.
:51:40
I'm leaving my legacy.
:51:43
Fifteen minutes, Paul!
Damn! Anyway...
:51:47
the reason I'm here is to help you so
that my death will not be in vain.
:51:51
That my life's work will help save some
other poor soul from getting mutilated.
:51:56
If this killer does come back
and he's for real...
:51:59
there are a few things
that you gotta remember.
:52:01
Is this simply another sequel?
Well, if it is, same rules apply.
:52:04
But here's the critical thing.
If you find yourself dealing...
:52:06
with an unexpected back-story
and ap reponderance...
:52:09
of exposition,
then the sequel rules do not apply.
:52:11
Because you're not dealing with
the sequel. You are dealing with...
:52:15
the concluding chapter
of a trilogy.
:52:18
- Trilogy.
- That's right. It's
a rarity in the horror field...
:52:21
but it does exist, and it is
a force to be reckoned with.
:52:24
Because true trilogies are all about
going back to the beginning...
:52:27
and discovering something
that wasn 't true from the get-go.
:52:29
Godfather, Jedi,
all revealed something...
:52:32
that we thought was true
that wasn 't true.
:52:34
So if it is a trilogy
you are dealing with...
:52:37
here are some super
trilogy rules.
:52:40
One: You've got a killer
who's gonna be superhuman.
:52:42
Stabbing him won't work.
Shooting him won't work.
:52:44
Basically, in the third one, you've
gotta cryogenically freeze his head...
:52:46
decapitate him or blowhim up.
:52:48
Number two: Anyone, including
the main character, can die.
:52:51
This means you, Sid.
I'm sorry. It's the final chapter.
:52:54
It could be fuckin' Reservoir Dogs
by the time this thing is through.
:52:57
Number three: The past will
come back to bite you in the ass.