:06:00
lf they're so yummy, how come
you only show up when it's free?
:06:04
There he is.
:06:05
About time!
:06:06
Can you believe it? The old prune
made me clean her chimney.
:06:09
Like she thinks Santa's coming
to pay her a visit.
:06:15
Now, look here. Be careful with this
'cause it's kind of strong.
:06:22
Willard, you need to make
a New Year's resolution.
:06:25
Quit working for the ball-buster.
:06:27
Show her who's boss, man.
Take a shit in her soup.
:06:30
Thanks. That's real constructive.
:06:32
You know how things are today.
A man has a job, he holds onto it.
:06:36
ln your case, till he dies of old age.
:06:38
Yeah, like my old man.
:06:42
You know what he said to me
on his deathbed?
:06:44
He said, ''Stick with Miss Crock.
You'll get ahead.''
:06:47
l don't know what he was talking about.
:06:50
Merry Christmas, Willard.
:06:53
Merry Christmas, Rusty.
:06:56
''Good King Wenceslas looked out
:06:58
''On the Feast of Stephen''
:07:00
Oh, Chip...
:07:03
...it's beautiful!
:07:05
Now open yours.
:07:07
l'm so excited.
:07:09
Oh, Virginia, what a sweet gift!
:07:12
l know how much you like money.
lt's $50,000.
:07:16
You can buy anything you want with it.
:07:20
What are you standing around for, Willard?
:07:23
We don't want a mess now,
do we, on Christmas?
:07:38
-Will that be all?
-That will not be all.
:07:47
Merry Christmas.
:07:51
Miss Crock, l wasn't expecting this.
:07:54
l thought of something that l knew
you'd be thrilled to death with!
:07:59
Miss Crock, God bless you.