:20:00
Shit! You have to be really dumb
to accidentally kidnap yourself.
:20:04
Wait a minute.
This is all gonna get pinned on me!
:20:07
You gotta get un-kidnapped!
You gotta escape!
:20:10
The kidnappers go out to dinner,
you chew through the ropes, you get away.
:20:14
Yeah, that's good.
That's good, but it should be real.
:20:18
There was a struggle
and l got all bruised and beat up!
:20:25
This is an airtight alibi.
:20:27
Here. Let me help you.
:20:29
Good.
:20:30
-You like that, right?
-Yeah, wait a minute.
:20:33
What?
:20:34
l got an idea.
:20:37
What are we worried about?
Why don't l just stay kidnapped?
:20:41
Why?
:20:43
lt makes perfect sense.
:20:45
lnstead of them paying $1 million
for Muffin, they pay it for me.
:20:49
Why would somebody pay
$1 million for you?
:20:51
'Cause l'm a man. Muffin's a dog.
:20:54
-Yeah, but he got a pedigree.
-Gimme a break, l'm better than he is!
:21:00
Come on! l'm better than a dog!
:21:04
l'm five times better.
:21:08
-''$5 million.''
-lt's repugnant.
:21:12
lt's like a rising stock.
:21:15
Why did he jump from one to five?
:21:26
All right, man. Let's see some real
emotion here. You're kidnapped.
:21:30
Let's see some tears.
l want to feel something real.
:21:34
-And action!
-Help! Save me!
:21:37
Miss Crock, l'm begging you, please!
:21:43
l got into MSNBC.
How do you plug that camera in?
:21:47
l think like this.
:21:54
In a startling development
in the Pittsburgh kidnapping...
:21:56
...this shocking videotape
was e-mailed to MSNBC.