Shanghai Noon
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Because there are some things
in this world that are just wrong,

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and stealing a princess
is one of them.

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Yeah.
That's wrong.

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I'll tell you another thing.
I feel guilty about leading you
up that mountain.

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What was I thinking?
How much time did we waste there?

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That was stupid.
It wasn't funny. All right?

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Now, sit tight and let me
figure this out.

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All right,
come on, Roy.

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Maybe-- Maybe I pretend to be sick, then
attack the guards when they come in.

:51:33
Okay, you mean
the sick prisoner routine?

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Yeah. Does that still
work in China?

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'Cause here it's sorta
been done to death.

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- I have another idea.
- No, no, no, no, no.

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Here's how you help me. You
stay on your side of the room,
let me figure it out over here.

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Okay, you play over there.
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Think. Think.
What do we got here? Oh, yeah.

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Okay.
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We got wood. We got a wall
made out of wood.

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That's good.
Oh, we got pillows.

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We got pillows, sheets.
We got the sheets and the mattress.

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Okay, let's put it all together.
Let's think. Add it up, add it up.

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What do we got?
What do we got?

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What are you doing?
Stop! Stop!

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- What are you doing?
- Shh.

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- Hold this for me.
- No, no. That's your shirt.
You hold it.

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I like your energy,
but I'm not with you.

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- When the shirt gets wet,
it doesn't break.
- I don't know what that means.

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And then--

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