1:04:01
I don't know how this leaked out.
I swear.
1:04:04
NASA's been getting calls from
every tabloid in the country...
1:04:08
...asking me to verify that story.
1:04:11
Why can't we verify the story?
1:04:13
- Why?
- Yeah.
1:04:15
Because STS-200 is a delicate,
top-secret satellite recovery...
1:04:19
...that's why.
1:04:21
That makes it look like
a goddamn three-ring circus.
1:04:24
How do you think the vice president
felt this morning...
1:04:27
...when he opened his paper
and saw that?
1:04:31
It's easy for you to laugh.
You don't deal with him. I do.
1:04:41
We're going to simulate your
onboard living conditions...
1:04:44
...to familiarize you with
the new living environment.
1:04:55
Watch your step.
1:04:57
- What the hell's this thing?
- ACM.
1:05:00
- Asshole Centering Monitor.
- Gentlemen, this is your funnel.
1:05:04
It attaches to the hose here.
1:05:07
Before starting, make sure you have
a tight seal against your skin.
1:05:12
- Is that the only one you got?
- Yes, one size does fit all.
1:05:15
But just in case, there's a diaper
underneath your pressurized suits.
1:05:20
- I'll use that.
- I'm sure you will.
1:05:25
Anything else?
1:05:38
You're having a bit of an acid thing.
1:05:40
- No, no, no.
- It's a flashback.
1:05:42
No, no. Seriously.
1:05:44
Avionics on this thing, some of them
are quite old. B-52-type stuff.
1:05:51
My next guests are the most famous men
in America. There they are on People.
1:05:56
USA Today calls them
"The Ripe Stuff."
1:05:59
Please welcome Team Daedalus.