:03:01
As for love
:03:03
I could tell you
:03:05
that I saw a mermaid once
:03:07
sitting on the muddy bank
:03:09
combing her golden hair.
:03:12
But I'd be lying.
:04:21
Videographer, that's me.
:04:24
Pay me and I'll shoot it.
:04:27
You can see my pager number
:04:28
on any street-corner.
:04:31
Pay me and I shoot anything.
:04:33
Weddings, parties...
:04:35
I'll even shoot you pissing
or making love
:04:37
if that's what you want.
:04:40
But...
:04:41
don't complain
:04:44
if you don't like
:04:46
what you see.
:04:48
Cameras don't lie.
:04:58
That's what I told the owner
:04:59
of the Happy Tavern.