:03:01
I guess the world just doesn't
need us anymore, Bullwinkle.
:03:06
Say, where are
you going?
:03:09
All this exposition
is wearing me out.
:03:11
I'm going for a walk
in the woods.
:03:14
But, Bullwinkle,
there aren't any
woods anymore.
:03:17
You don't have
to tell me.
:03:19
I'm the chairman of
the Frostbite Falls Society
for Wildlife Conversation.
:03:23
You mean
wildlife conservation.
:03:26
What did I say?
:03:27
You said,
"wildlife conversation."
:03:30
Somebody's going to start
talking about these things.
:03:33
Yes, even their wordplay
had become hackneyed and cheap.
:03:39
No, it was always
like this.
:03:41
But times were just as tough
half way across the drawing
:03:45
in the former Soviet satellite
of Pottsylvania.
:03:48
Where Rocky and Bullwinkle's
archrivals,
:03:50
Boris and Natasha,
:03:51
and their fearless leader--
:03:53
Fearless Leader--
:03:54
were cooking up
their latest scheme
:03:56
for taking over the world,
:03:58
when their plans
were crushed
:03:59
by the fall
of the lron Curtain.
:04:03
What's going on?
:04:05
But, while the citizens
of Pottsylvania
:04:07
rejoiced in their
new found freedom...
:04:09
Yay!
:04:11
...Fearless Leaderand
his cohorts went underground,
:04:14
where upon they embarked
upona terrifying plan,
:04:17
a plan that would take them
to a strange new land
:04:21
where the line between cartoon
and reality is so thin,
:04:25
that's it's hard to tell
one from the other.
:04:27
A place where with
the right special effects,
:04:30
it might just be possible
to break through...
:04:32
to the otherside!
:04:34
( " Hooray For Hollywood" Plays )
:04:41
It was a beautiful and smoggy
day at Phony Pictures Studio,
:04:45
where an ambitious junior
executive named Minnie Mogul
:04:49
was busy searching
for a hot new script.
:04:52
Too intelligent.
:04:56
( Shredding )
:04:58
Too intelligent.