:17:00
a mouse...
:17:01
right?
:17:02
- Right.
- A mouse.
:17:03
It's an urban myth.
:17:05
Exactly. it always happened
to a friend of a friend
:17:08
of someone else.
:17:09
So?
:17:10
So, I guess
there's this urban myth
:17:14
goin' around here
at the moment.
:17:15
It's about a beach.
:17:17
Yeah?
:17:19
Uh-huh.
:17:20
Huh.
:17:21
And this beach
is perfect, man.
:17:24
It's on an island, right?
:17:26
Hidden from the sea.
:17:29
Now, imagine, you got...
:17:32
pure white sand...
:17:34
crystal-clearwater...
:17:36
palm trees.
:17:37
Yeah. With coconuts
and shit.
:17:38
Yo, tell him
the best part, dawg.
:17:41
Plus...
:17:42
enough dope, Richard,
:17:44
to smoke all day
every day
:17:47
for the rest of
your goddamn life!
:17:49
Yeah! Mad weed!
:17:52
There's only a few people
:17:53
who know
exactly where it is,
:17:54
and they keep it
absolutely secret.
:17:57
Of course, no one's actually
ever met any ofthese people,
:17:59
only met somebody who has.
You know what I mean?
:18:00
Exactly. it's
a Kentucky-fried mouse.
:18:03
hmm.
:18:04
Although, I must say,
:18:05
If I had a key
to a place like that,
:18:07
I'd keep it to myself,
:18:08
'cause you don't want
every fucking asshole
:18:11
In Thailand turnin' up.
:18:13
Boop-boo!
:18:14
Yeah, yeah.
:18:16
So what do you think
about that story, Richard?
:18:21
It's good.
:18:24
It's a good story.
:18:25
- Hey, you!
- Jesus.
:18:27
I got your key!
:18:31
Now, I know it wasn't
a part of the plan,
:18:33
but I made a decision
to leave a copy of the map.
:18:37
I'm not gonna say it was
the best decision I ever made.
:18:41
I told myself
that spreading news
:18:43
was a part
of a traveler's nature,
:18:46
but if I was being
completely honest,
:18:49
I was just like
everybody else...
:18:53
shit-scared
of the great unknown...
:18:56
desperate to take
a little piece of home with me.