:09:04
Constantly surrounded
by so many beautiful girls,
:09:06
with a prostate
the size of a vidalia onion,
:09:11
it was like waving candy corn
in front of a diabetic.
:09:17
4 old wiseguys
waiting it out
:09:21
in a goddamn
Miami Beach hotel.
:09:24
Hell must look
like this room.
:09:26
[ Fly Buzzing ]
:09:28
Because when you stop doing
what it is you love to do,
:09:30
you know, like
embezzlement or extortion,
:09:33
you're toast--
you're done.
:09:34
It's over.
:09:36
At least, thank God,
:09:37
we still got our ears, right?
:09:39
People: Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily...
:09:40
Bobby:
Everything was different now.
:09:42
Back when we were wiseguys,
:09:44
we thought the biggest
schnook in the world
:09:45
was the nine-to-fiver,
:09:47
scratchin' together
a couple of fazools
:09:49
just to pay his bills.
:09:51
Row, row, row your boat
:09:53
Gently down the stream...
:09:55
Bobby:
Well, I finally had a nickname--
:09:57
Bobby the Schnook.
:09:59
Row, row, row...
:10:01
[ Big Band Ballad Playing ]
:10:09
Bobby:
Mouth danced at this place
:10:11
down on the beach.
:10:12
3.50 an hour and tips.
:10:13
He did OK.
:10:15
To this crowd,
he still had "it."
:10:18
And more important than sex appeal,
:10:20
they thought
he was a good listener.
:10:23
So I says to her,
"Trudy, dear,
:10:24
"forget about
the bridge tournament.
:10:25
"Put down your cards
:10:26
and let a doctor
take a look at that."
:10:28
She wouldn't listen.
Now she has 9 toes.
:10:29
The woman lives in Miami
and can't wear sandals.
:10:32
What's the point? Oh.
:10:34
And now her grandchildren...
:10:35
Bobby: Good thing Mouth
didn't still own a gun.
:10:38
Woman: I need a Whopper
with cheese.
:10:40
Bobby:
And as for Bats...
:10:41
woman:
And I want the mayo
:10:43
spread very lightly
on the bottom bun.
:10:45
I also want the lettuce
and one pickle
:10:47
Woman:
wrapped separately on the side.
:10:49
Look, lady, I know what
the commercial says,
:10:51
Joey:
but special orders do upset us.
:10:55
Whopper.
:10:59
Whopper?