:53:03
I'm gonna buy it.
:53:08
It's $2, 400.
:53:11
Are you out of your mind ?
Come on, let's go.
:53:14
She got those shoes.
Those shoes were $25.
:53:17
Come on.
Take it off, all right ?
:53:19
We'll go to the food court
and get one of those
funnel cakes you like.
:53:22
Daddy's a crazy guy.
:53:24
No.
:53:28
[ Whispers ]
No.
:53:32
Do you have any idea
what my life is like ?
:53:35
- Excuse me ?
- I wake up in the morning
covered in dog saliva.
:53:40
I drop the kids off,
:53:42
spend eight hours
selling tires retail.
:53:45
Retail, Kate.
:53:46
I pick the kids up,
walk the dog,
:53:50
which, by the way,
carries the added bonus...
:53:53
of carting away
her monstrous crap.
:53:57
I play with the kids,
take out the garbage,
:54:00
get six hours of sleep
if I'm lucky.
:54:02
Then everything starts
all over again.
:54:04
So what's in it for me ?
:54:06
Wh-Where are my Mary Janes ?
:54:11
You know, it's sad to hear
that your life is such
a disappointment to you.
:54:14
I can't believe it isn't
a disappointment to you!
:54:17
Jesus, Kate, I could
have been a thousand times
the man I became.
:54:21
I could have been
one of the richest--
Forbes--
:54:24
How could you do this to me ?
How could you let me give up
on my dreams like this ?
:54:29
Really, I want to know.
:54:33
Who are you ?
:54:35
All right, look.
I'm sorry.
:54:38
[ Clears Throat ]
I'm sorry I was such
a saint before...
:54:41
and I'm such a prick now !
:54:43
But maybe I'm just not...
:54:46
the same guy that I was
when we got married.
:54:49
You know what ?
Maybe you're not.
:54:51
Because the Jack Campbell
I married would not need
a $2, 400 suit...
:54:56
to feel better
about his life.
:54:59
But I'm telling you,
if that's what it's
gonna take, then buy it.