The Next Best Thing
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:11:02
- Oh, man!
- You slut!

:11:06
Want the keys? Huh?
:11:08
Get the hell outta here!
:11:11
Kev, those rubbers
wasn't even lubricated, dog.

:11:14
Oh, look what you
made happen, Kev.

:11:16
- You're not gonna even
walk her to the car?
- Oh, that's funny.

:11:19
Go suck it down, Kev!
:11:25
Come on. Hurry up.
Get in the car.

:11:29
Yes! Hurry up!
:11:32
Won'tstop
Neverunderestimate us

:11:34
- Can'tstop
- Thanks, Mary.

:11:35
You're welcome, Muriel.
:11:37
- Neverunderestimate us
- Drive!

:11:40
- Ooh! This is madness!
- Can'tstop

:11:47
I'm so glad you guys are here.
:11:48
If it weren't foryou,
I'd feel like I was crashing
my own boyfriend's funeral.

:11:56
Who are the pallbearers?
:11:57
Ugh. A grab bag ofJoe's relatives
he couldn't relate to.

:12:01
Wouldn't participate in his life,
but they'd drive across three states
to attend his funeral.

:12:05
What's he wearing in there?
:12:07
I said his favouritejeans and
a T-shirt. They said, "No, a suit."

:12:10
So I said, "Okay, fiine. That black
St Laurent double-breasted velvet suit."

:12:12
- He loved that suit.
- I love that suit.
- Oh, I love that suit.

:12:15
- "Too loud," they said.
- A black suit?

:12:16
"Too gay" is what they meant.
:12:18
So now he's in one
of his brother's old suits.

:12:20
Hugo Boss, I believe.
:12:22
Death in Boss.
:12:24
So the black velvet suit
is still around?

:12:27
- Sorry.
- I just wish I could have
given him what he wanted.

:12:30
Joe wanted to be cremated...
:12:33
his ashes scattered to the wind
inJoshua Tree with...

:12:35
Don McLean's "American Pie" playing
really, really loud on a boom box.

:12:39
- Family said no.
- Why?

:12:41
- God.
- Ask her.

:12:43
Lord God,
bless this grave...

:12:47
and send your angel
to watch over it.

:12:48
Joe did not want
all this Gothic hocus-pocus.

:12:51
- Shh.
- I feel like I'm in The Omen.

:12:54
There's always great sadness
when we say goodbye to a loved one...

:12:58
especially one
so beloved asJoseph...


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