:14:01
Singin'this'llbe
the daythat ldie
:14:07
This'llbe the daythat ldie
:14:12
They were singin '
:14:14
Bye, bye,
MissAmerican Pie
:14:18
Drove my Chevyto the levee
:14:20
But the levee wasdry
:14:23
Themgoodol'boys
were drinkin' whiskyandrye
:14:27
Singin'this'llbe
the daythat ldie
:14:36
When I die,
I don't want to be buried...
:14:38
and I don't want to be burned.
:14:41
Just cut me up
and stuff me in this freezer...
:14:45
next to these frozen pizzas
for the next hundred years.
:14:51
Robert?
:14:53
What?
:14:55
Hey. Robert.
:14:59
It's okay.
:15:03
- Please stay with me tonight.
- Yeah.
:15:09
Justsixmore spots to fill.
:15:11
Ourfifth finalist,
Miss Colombia!
:15:16
Is Miss Colombia
clenching herjaw or what?
:15:18
She's totally wired on Fen-Phen.
:15:21
Hope she wins.
:15:22
Do you think they're all really
popular and have boyfriends?
:15:25
Ofcourse.
:15:28
Look at Miss Venezuela.
She looks so happy.
:15:33
You crazy?
:15:35
She's got Vaseline on her teeth,
her national costume is too tight...
:15:38
she's been smiling nonstop
for the last two years...
:15:41
and her shoes are too small.
:15:42
She reminds me
of myselfon a date.
:15:46
- I can't imagine ever dating again.
- Oh, shut up.
:15:49
'Course you can.
Just think of it as a pageant.
:15:52
Yeah. Miss Hopeful.
:15:55
Ifyou were to win
tonight's contest...
:15:57
what would be your fiirst act
as Miss Universe?